Position: Richardson City Councilman
Requirements: Must have an oath of allegiance to Bill Keffler on file. Photocopies will not be accepted, as DNA from the blood signature cannot be duplicated if ever a clone needs to be produced. Previous experience with incestuous business practices is encouraged but not required.
Education/Experience: Must be proficient in raising right hand.
Areas of Responsibility: None. (We'll take care of that for you.)
Essential Functions: You will be required to participate in holiday parades, cut ribbons, and attend musical productions at the Eismann Center©. *At no point will you be asked to hold the city manager accountable, regardless of what you have heard other cities do.
Our Motto: When in doubt defer to Gary!