Every time Barb says the word 'Carpetbagger,' take a shot.
Every time Bill McCalpin chastises someone for posting anonymously, take a shot.
Every time you read the word 'Chuckles,' 'Slagovich' or 'Car Allowance' take a shot.
And every time I write the word 'disclaimer' just go ahead and do a keg stand.
Perhaps then we'll all be able to know what we know about this town and still sleep at night...or pass out, rather.