If you're going to go through all of the trouble of bashing out someone back window, at least have the common decency to steal something while you're at it, you morons!
Ok, so I have a theory....I don't know if any of you knew this but Bache-Wiig's wife's car got vandelize a few months back out in their driveway, but nothing was taken, and then last night my grandparents over in Canyon Creek had the exact same thing happen to them. Nothing was taken, just a random act of vandalism. And what do these two seemingly unrelated events have in common you ask (aside from the vandalism, of course)?!?!?!
Well, I will tell you...
Both of them had THIS monstrosity in their front yard at one point in time:
dun, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Evidently the Silly Campaign Slogan Police are on the loose and they're retaliating, so all of you who 'dug' Bache-Wiig, start parking in the garage or you could be next!