Watching the video of Pete Smith at last night's work session was....uncomfortable. So to lighten the mood, I will dedicate today's blog to some of my favorite lawyer jokes!
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, and then on the other.
Ignorance of the law excuses no man - from practicing it. - Adison Mizner
There are two kinds of lawyers: those who know the law and those who know the judge.
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
Isn't it a shame how 99% of the lawyers give the whole profession a bad name. (I threw this one in for you Schnurr)
and my favorite...
A lawyers walks into a work session and says "I can see that I'm not on everybody's Christmas card list but that's ok. We lawyers are thick skinned and use to being blamed and taking the blame for controversial issues...." ba-da-chhhhhhh
*even Keff seemed a bit annoyed by that one*