Tuesday, December 1, 2009

A Win/Win Solution. You're Welcome.

Last night there was a brief discussion about the increasingly complex 5-minute rule and all of the confusion surrounding it - when it really has been 5 minutes and how Pam can clearly let Gary know so that he can cut the visitors off in a timely manner, showing no favor to his paramours.

Well, I think I have come up with a solution that will make everyone happy, especially Nathan Morgan. Gary should only pull the 5-minute rule out when it is completely necessary. And in order to assure said rule is reserved for such dire occasions, I suggest we implement something like this...
Basically abolishing the 5-minute rule except for when we really, really, REALLY need it, because unfortunately those times do exist. But in the end you can take joy in knowing that making the call will hurt Gary more than it hurts you. Se, win/win, like I said.