but not Abrahm and I. Instead, we go on Sex Offender Scavenger Hunts!
I got this app for my iPhone a few weeks back which is creatively named, you guessed it, "Sex Offenders." The way it works is it uses your current location and shows you all of the registered sex offenders within a one mile radius.
Here's what mine looked like:
Since the kids and I frequently walk all around this neighborhood I decided I better put a house with a registry and so Abe and I drove by a few. The two that shocked me the most were the ones right by Cottonwood park. Isn't there some sort of law against living by where kids congregate?!?!?!
Anyway, I made a list of all my "Do not accept candy from that man" neighbors....
BAILEY,KEAVEN DEAN – 400 Dublin Dr.
DAVIS,ROBERT – 1223 Delmont Dr.
***CARBAJAL,BERNARD JOSEPH – Cliffside Dr.
FARRIS,STEVEN MAC – 203 S. Weatherred Dr.
HILL,CLAUDE N. – 914 S. Weatherred Dr.
***Bernie's by far the sickest out of the bunch, though. He assaulted a 4-year-old. I swear, if that was my child he'd be registered at Restland....rather than here: