Monday, February 28, 2011


Earlier I said that Barry Hand pretends not to know me whenever he sees me at events. When in reality (a place I'm none too fond of), he actually really had no idea who I was.

I know, that was hard for me to believe too. *head shrinking*

He did however mention that he's out of the country a lot in order to justify this fact. *head re-inflating*

Either way, I'm a little disappointed that I no longer have an imaginary arch-nemesis. First Mark Solomon accepts me on twitter and now this. Who should I create a fictitious rivalry with now???

Perhaps Dave Peters? He's one scary looking mo-fo. I remember the first time I saw him thinking I'd obviously died and he was there to collect my soul.

So the bar has been set at Dave Peters. Please submit other suggestions below.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

You know who I love?

...and I know I'm gonna take a lot of heat for this....

But I totally love Bobby T.

If I were an old white man- I'd be him.

Hear me out...

I'm pretty sure he's a drinker, but like the awesome kind that's probably pretty funny. Not the assish kind that's a jerk and sucks.

Also, he wears his pants really low when he's not dressed up, and he kinda looks like a geriatric skateboarder.

Furthermore, he takes awesome pictures, like these and this one.

And lastly, he hits kids in the face with things (+5 points) DURING PARADES (+10 POINTS).

I heard he doesn't think this is nearly as funny as I do, but you know what, I don't care. Crap like that is what makes me like him so dang much.

...Also, the way he talks. As I've noted in many a tweet, he sounds like he has big, George Washington-esque, wooden teeth. If he read books on tape, I would buy them...and let his acoustically accommodating chompers lull me to sleep every night.

Steve Mitchell Got Kicked Off!

...his campaign that is.
Everybody who was awesome was there, including the DeLaRo girls whose sitter fell through at the last minute. 
...bringing kids to a campaign kick off is about as stupid as bringing a baby to a wedding.

I had to bribe them with brownies, so of course a sugar crash ensued. I was fleeing inside with them right as Commissioner Dickey began to speak, and I totally missed her rendition of
John Wiley Price's "All of you are white. Go to hell!"
bummer. It got a big laugh.
Speaking of the Commissioner, her favorite person and mine was there too, Mrs. Chris Davis.
You know, I never would've started Conserve & Protect if it weren't for her telling me about "this Ed Cog-something guy out there writing stuff." She's awesome. (*disregard the photos MySpace angle) 

Also spotted were the Dunn twins, or, I guess the Murphy twins, I dunno. Either way, they could totally be related, yes?
Fun was had by all. 
Barry Hand and I pretended we didn't know each other again. 
There was wine.
And that about raps it up.

Oh, and Go Steve!

Looks like Denny's in!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Good for a chuckle...

I told Abrahm how all (read as: both) of C&P's readers hate Amir, to which he replied,

My husband is funny.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Where do I recognize Stephen Springs from?

Please, just start throwing out random things he's involved in so I don't have to make my brain work.

I have 3 kids. I need to save all my thinking juice for them. And writing this blog. And trying to figure out what was wrong with Lady Gaga's shoulders at the Grammys.

Today's Announcements....

...Amir also filed yesterday I was just too lazy to post it.

Monday, February 14, 2011

If his slogan is not....

"I will get the job Dunn!" then his packet should be revoked. just sayin'.

Anyway, it's official, Dunn's gonna run. And I'm gonna continue to abuse the crap outta his very rhyme-able last name.

Here apartment haters, a gift for you.

Just look at this guys face. He had no choice but to be a sex offender.

Sunday, February 13, 2011


Amir's giant gourd all over town.

And it begins....

Have any of y'all spotted other signs?

Saturday, February 12, 2011


but kinda awesome.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Ghetto Sledding...

I'm officially the coolest mom in the neighborhood,
'cause I have a garage full of ghetto sleds.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

It'll be a cold day in Richardson.....

when Gary Slagel decides not to run again.
or Macy, or John. wow.