Earlier I said that Barry Hand pretends not to know me whenever he sees me at events. When in reality (a place I'm none too fond of), he actually really had no idea who I was.
I know, that was hard for me to believe too. *head shrinking*
He did however mention that he's out of the country a lot in order to justify this fact. *head re-inflating*
Mark Solomon accepts me on twitter and now this. Who should I create a fictitious rivalry with now???
Perhaps Dave Peters? He's one scary looking mo-fo. I remember the first time I saw him thinking I'd obviously died and he was there to collect my soul.
So the bar has been set at Dave Peters. Please submit other suggestions below.