But I totally love Bobby T.
If I were an old white man- I'd be him.
I'm pretty sure he's a drinker, but like the awesome kind that's probably pretty funny. Not the assish kind that's a jerk and sucks.
Also, he wears his pants really low when he's not dressed up, and he kinda looks like a geriatric skateboarder.
And lastly, he hits kids in the face with things (+5 points) DURING PARADES (+10 POINTS).
I heard he doesn't think this is nearly as funny as I do, but you know what, I don't care. Crap like that is what makes me like him so dang much.
...Also, the way he talks. As I've noted in many a tweet, he sounds like he has big, George Washington-esque, wooden teeth. If he read books on tape, I would buy them...and let his acoustically accommodating chompers lull me to sleep every night.