Or a daddy or a boss or whatever it is you call a greasy, nasty guy who runs strip clubs...out of Kondos & Kondos offices. obviously.
Furthermore, I think Ch.5 should hire me to do their investigative reports from now on. I can be just as sensational as Grant Stinchfield (proof above), and now that he's no longer with them --since days after doing his T3 investigative report he left NBC 5 and moved on to helping the RCA with their commercials-- I think I'd make a great replacement. :)