Tuesday, May 14, 2013

It's finally over.

At least we can all be happy about that, right?

Congratulations Laura. Remember, to whom much is given, much is required. 


Friday, May 10, 2013

Where to even begin....

I'm a firm believer that the only events that should be held from the bed of a pick-up truck are NASCAR parties and/or klan meetings.

But I will make an exception just this once simply because it bore from it such an amazing picture. Plus, these people are the whitest bunch of caucasians I have ever scene, so maybe they'd get a free pass anyway. I mean, they do white pretty hard, you guys. Exhibit A: Gary's clapping.

And man, Mike Mazdsfjhsdlj looks like he's about to haul off on Laura. I feel like I can almost hear his brain screaming, "Dammit woman! I told you not to wear that ladybug jacket!"

But then there's Bill, my favorite.... he's two shades away from full blown tanorexia, and brings just enough color and soul to keep this pic from being supremely white. So, this one's for you, Keff.... testify, my bruthah. 


This makes my blood boil....

Another totally misleading and UNOFFICIAL endorsement that is meant to look like it is coming from an organization....
My first thought was that Barry Hand and I were gonna be having a conversation, until I realized that, no, this was not his doing. I mean, I doubt he protested much given his BFF Steve Mitchell is the "Neighbor" quoted on the other side (even though he lives in Heights NOT Cottonwood). 

But alas, this was Laura's campaign all the way. I guess all you have to do is find two supporters in each neighborhood to make this technically "true," but still, this shiz is shady.

Richardson's Finest

Not only are firefighters super good at rushing over to deliver babies on your living room floor (turns out), they also have excellent taste in mayoral candidates!

L-Maz, c'mon now....

Were you seriously able to write that with a straight face?


Sunday, May 5, 2013

This Cinco de Mayo let us not forget....

One of our mayoral candidates won't get to have a margarita...


The least we can do is give him our vote.

Oh, how cute.

They still think we want them to pick the mayor....
Um....no.

Diane nails it, y'all-
^^^YES.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Deadbeat it, suckas

This........
Should totally be the album cover for
THIS......

Looks like Laura's pandering for the Muzzie vote...


Thursday, May 2, 2013

If you truly love Richardson....

This should be more than just a popularity contest....

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

We Just Civic Dutied All Over City Hall!

And while Eiffel was originally Team Laura....
She finally came around....
So....have YOU voted yet????

Head up there tomorrow..... no wait, tomorrow's gonna suck and it'll be cold and rainy. Head up there Saturday! If it's like it was today, there'll be no lines, sunny skies, and you might even get to meet School Board candidate, Rachel Chumney, and her husband. Early voting's pretty rad, y'all....

Yo! Lisa Dunn and I just solved everything.....

We're like Richardson's own Cagney and Lacey....

So, here's the deal, no more mudsling, k? 
From now on we're only gonna talk about curing cancer.

(Back story: this was a thread on the Richardson Politics facebook group, which if you're not a member, go join NOW! Anyway, it was something about picking a city CEO, then it turned into a whole lot of football analogies, then it ended here....at least until someone pokes the bear again.)

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